According to my Amazon.com Author Page, customers also bought items by Cary Grant. In fact, Cary Grant is the first item on the list. Using spurious logic, I must be more like Cary Grant than anyone else, or maybe Cary Grant is more like me than anyone else. Either way, I'm cool with that.
See, Cary Grant is my favorite actor of all time, ahead of even Matthew Broderick. He starred in four Alfred Hitchcock films, Suspicion, Notorious, To Catch a Thief, and my favorite, North by Northwest. Heck, if it weren't for Cary Grant, I don't know that I would have even gotten into Hitchcock, and thus A Year of Hitchcock might not exist. And if that didn't exist, I might be sad. I'm glad I'm not sad.
But Cary Grant is more than just a few awesome Hitchcock pictures. He was often described as the man every woman wanted and every man wanted to be like. So when Amazon tells me I'm like Cary Grant, it makes me feel good because I'm human and I want to be liked and I like to be wanted.
Also, Cary Grant is cool because he died in Iowa. I, too, suspect I'll die in Iowa some day. It's just a feeling I have about things.
Isn't spurious logic fun? Thanks, Amazon!
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